OK, sorry to use you like a ho Sheezyart, but I have a lot on my plate and i'll make this quick: I've got two projects friends and i are working on that need fellow artists - if you like my shit and think we have similar styles (and are bored out of your mind with nothing better to do because i can't pay you, only promise to work hard with you, share creative control and any future profits, and recommend you great music) email me or note me at theastro.deviantart.com. I'll answer any questions and be all nice to you and shit.

same applies to anyone who is just lonely - only i won't be as nice and i might make fun of you.




This Guy:
Not too great, but not very much the worst. Lonewuf. Uses people and discards them like trash; Accepts necessity to sacrifice: will throw any close relation under a bus for self benefit. Honesty a priority. Can heave a football many meters in any direction and has a dog that sometimes listens to what he says. Cats are best for him, all bugs are enemies... so is Katie Couric who can rot in hell with the bugs. Favorite words are mostly Icelandic jibber-jabber, especially if screamed. Foods ingested are often sandwiches but sometimes in the Rhineland you must have Rothaus Tannen Zapfle to drink away the smell of Germans. Will fight and die for Jack White, Wes Anderson, sandwiches, cats vs. kids, The Beatles, Steve Young and the sport of Football in america, Radiohead, Terry Gilliam, Kids in the Hall, most hamsters, Precious Roy, smaller nation-states, Upright Citizens Brigade and Mr. Noblet. Doesn't care too much about all that though, he lives on the edge so as to keep away from coolies and is always provoking others into fights to the death. Fuck ninjas.